Welcome to this week’s selection of bad real estate pics, straight from Instagram.
The genius behind #7 has some explaining to do.
#1—We’ll just build around it.
Maybe it’s not the best use of space, but my kids would probably fight over this room. One of our favorite comments says what we’re thinking: “Indoor rock climbing!” (@lifebybojana).
Source: @badrealestatepics
#2—The sandbox bedroom
Part moon-landing, part beach, this house covers it all.
Source: @whatthecrazyhouse
#3—Outdoor kitchen?
We’re not sure whether the kitchen in the pics is a bonus outdoor kitchen or the only actual kitchen for this home. But that poor plant is done.
Source: @whatthecrazyhouse
#4—And more deathtrap stairs
Props to the picture-taking survivor of these f**k-you stairs. Just replace them with a slide.
Source: @whatthecrazyhouse
#5—Plumber’s revenge
Maybe there was a sale on PVC pipe. Or maybe this is the plumber’s revenge for all the owner’s unsolicited dad jokes. We may never know.
Source: @bostonhomeinspectors
#6—Nowhere to run
On rainy days, the overflow creates an eye-catching waterfall for the front entrance. #curbappeal
Source: @shieldguardinspections
#7—Ohhhh, no
Emergency sale due to the mysterious passing of the previous owner. No worries, though. It happened outside the house. Call before it’s gone: #DAR-WIN-LOLZ
Source: @bostonhomeinspectors