Welcome to this week’s selection of bad real estate pics straight from Instagram. Number 6 will make you thankful minimalism became trendy.
#1 — The Kitchen
A pillar of great real estate photography is having descriptive—preferably spray-painted—signs to help distinguish which room is which, just in case anyone can’t tell.
It’s giving trap house meth chic.
#2 — Custom Floors
I love the beach as much as the next person, but WTF? You can’t even walk on this.
#3 — Old Schoolhouse
Out of all the things that could have been done with an old schoolhouse, how did someone settle on living in it? At least there’s ample parking.
#4 — Shrooms
It kind of gives me the same feeling I had when I watched Midsommar.
Who knows, there are probably people out there who’d be into this.
#5 — You can stand under my umbrella ☂️
We’re skipping the bucket and heading straight to the umbrella! This photo screams mold, and I cannot believe someone decided it was an acceptable MLS submission.
#6 — Paint catastrophe
Thanks, I hate what you’ve done with the place.
REMINDER: There are other ways to make your children happy. It doesn’t always have to be a homemade mural.
#7 — Cat Lovers Throne
Why not just, I don’t know, take all of those photos down?
Seriously, this bathroom was bad enough before the decor.