Happy Valentine’s Day! Also known as Singles Awareness Day, Galentine’s day, Weiner Christmas, or whatever you want to call it.
Whether you’re spending the day with your significant other, swiping through dating apps, or following the Broke Agent’s advice for creating content, we’ve got you covered.
You’ve seen us rip apart listings in the Worst of the Week, swallow our pride and pay some compliments for Best of the Week, and now in honor of the day of love, we’re bringing you sexy listing photos to get you through the day.
So sit back, pour a glass of wine, and get ready to be seduced by the sexiest rooms on the market.
Fully Equipped X Room
This innocent Texas home surprised people when its fully-equipped sex room went viral. This place has a sex swing, a dance pole, and plenty of toys.
Vegas Sex House
The rest of this home has a luxurious—and, dare I say, romantic—feel to it. This bedroom, however, cuts straight to the point.
Guillotine Glory
This is one of the more extreme sex rooms I’ve come across. Nothing says trust like letting someone put you in a Guillotine-style contraption.
How To Build A Sex Room
Can’t get enough of these sex-inspired home features? You’re in luck! Netflix seems to have a show for everything, including building a sex room. Think HGTV’S slutty older sister.
I know, I know, these aren’t exactly listing photos. But these seductive spaces are too good to leave off the list. Designer Melanie Rose can appeal to any erotic style—just take a look at some of the finished rooms from Season 1.
This one speaks to all the 50 Shades of Grey fans:
For the romantics at heart:
Hunting season, anyone?
There are just so many options with this one:
This glamorous design is giving Moulin Rouge vibes.
Ok, enough swooning over sexy listings; it’s time to get back to the real world of buying and selling.
After all, nothing’s sexier than closing a deal.
