Folks, it is once again one of those rare, beautiful moments in this job where the higher-ups at BAM need my extensive Taylor Swift knowledge to keep this company running. 

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last month, you’ve been bombarded with news about America’s new power couple: Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce and pop sensation Taylor Swift. The coverage has been a little much, even for me, a two-time Eras tour attendee. 

Ever since the couple made their public debut earlier this month, Kelce’s Kansas City home has become a local tourist attraction that not even Swift’s world-class security team could manage. The bachelor pad was far too accessible to the public, and the influx of fans and paparazzi quickly became overwhelming.

This week, Travis Kelce took matters into his own hands, making a significant real estate move by purchasing a remarkable $6 million mansion in a more secure, gated community in Leawood, Kansas.

While Taylor is no stranger to luxury home purchases, the amenities of Travis Kelce’s new home are sure to impress. In addition to its impressive size, the Leawood property boasts a stunning range of features. With six bedrooms, six bathrooms, and over 16,000 square feet of living space, it offers ample room for a comfortable and private lifestyle. Rumor on X (formerly Twitter) is the property even has its own waterfall.

The property also includes a six-car garage, wine cellar, lighted tennis and pickleball court, and even a miniature golf course. All of these amenities are set against the backdrop of over 3 acres of pristine land, making it the perfect haven for America’s favorite lovebirds.