Welcome to this week’s selection of bad real estate pics straight from Instagram. The week, we hit up the beach, the desert, Candyland and more!

#1— Rain Shower Dupe

When you want a fancy rain shower without the cost. 

This seems so unsafe.

#2— Flower Wood

This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said I loved wooden wall panels.

#3—Sink Hole

I couldn’t bear this—I’d be too scared of what might crawl out. There’s no way the person responsible for this is a licensed professional.

#4—Joshua Tree Bunker

I’m depressed just looking at this place. Can totally see myself being held hostage here.

#5—Beach House

I’ll never understand how people can feel safe in these places. 

The best comment award goes to @nicolestorydent: “house skipped leg day”

#6— Candy Stairs

Diabetes diagnosis incoming.