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11 Best Real Estate Halloween Posts

To keep things entertaining, we're sharing some of our favorite Halloween stories—real estate style.

October 31, 2023
Vanessa Bowman

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Some might call today the spookiest day of the year, but in the world of real estate, you face bone-chilling situations on the regular.

While most folks are carving pumpkins and dressing up as Barbie and Ken, real estate agents are braving haunted houses, making calls, and surviving questions from their buyer’s father.

So, to keep things entertaining, we’re sharing some of our favorite Halloween stories—real estate style.

Saw

Live or list, you decide.

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A post shared by Derrick | SWFLRealtor •Creator (@derrickswflrealtor)

Just Your Average Day

The spooky things real estate agents deal with.

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A post shared by The Broke Agent | Real Estate Humor (@thebrokeagent)

The Forgotten Real Estate Agent

When only 15% of clients actually work with the same real estate agent again, being forgotten is one of the many things that keep agents up at night.

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Scariest Halloween Costume

Every buyer feels this one.

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A post shared by Jeremy Schneider (@personalfinanceclub)

LA’s Most Famous Murder House

A little bit of history for you this Halloween.

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A post shared by KRYS | LA REALTOR (@krysbenyamein)

Why are you selling?

This might be the creepiest laugh ever.

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A post shared by Derrick | SWFLRealtor •Creator (@derrickswflrealtor)

Living in a Haunted House

Who else has experienced living in a haunted house?

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A post shared by Alyssa McIntyre | REALTOR®️| Tampa📍 (@thealyssamcintyre)

Super Mario Home Tour

When October rolls around, call on your favorite characters to do your home tours.

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A Realtor’s Nightmare

What’s worse, getting trapped in a recruiting call or no WiFi in an open house?

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Realtors of the Corn

Who wants to grab a cup of coffee?

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Michael Myers

When that new agent just doesn’t seem trustworthy….

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About the Author

Vanessa Bowman

Meet Vanessa Bowman, senior editor at BAM. Combining her background in elementary education and journalism, Vanessa has been crafting content for the real estate industry since 2017. From BAM blogs to ebooks, courses, and everything in between, she brings a unique perspective to her work. But her favorite part? Collaborating with BAM's incredible creators and contributors to bring fresh and exciting ideas to life.