When Deals Go Dark: Reddit’s Wildest Real Estate Horror Stories

Get into the Halloween spirit with these spine-chilling real estate horror stories—from wild Reddit encounters with nightmare clients to hilarious and relatable memes.
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It’s Halloween—which means there could not be a better time to share some good old fashioned real estate horror stories. 

And we’ve got a few we’re itching to share, starting with this Reddit post about a hit-and-run: 

What your craziest real estate story? Here’s mine… (hit and run)
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If you thought that was wild, scroll further down the Reddit page. Commenters for this post shared their own experiences with on-the-job horrors, including: 

#1: Wildfire

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#2: Arson

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#3: Stolen property

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#4: Attempted mugging (fortunately an unsuccessful one)

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#5: Squatters

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#6: Freeing (and losing) the owner’s cat

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#7: A desperate client who shot their landlord, minutes before the Realtor showed up for an appointment

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Nothing really tops that last one. 

On a lighter note, we have some Instagram posts with a bit less gravity and more humor: 

#1: “Heading into a real estate conference after taking it easy night one”

Networking extra hard the first night in takes a toll. Can you relate to this one?

#2: “When I’m at a party and overhear someone say they want to get their real estate license”

If you’ve been in the industry long enough, this one hits home. Do the charitable thing (hopefully without the instant brain bleed). 

#3: “When my open house ends at 4:00 and a neighbor comes in at 3:59 to tell me their entire life story”

You’d think anyone greeted by this face as they walk in the door would do an about-face and walk right out. 

Itching to share some harrowing stories of your own? BAMx members receive a weekly bundle of templates to use for social media, video content, email, and a blog. 

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About the Author

Sarah Lentz started writing for BAM in late May of 2022 and quickly realized she was exactly where she wanted to be (and still is). Before BAM, she worked as a freelance writer. She lives in Minnesota with her four kids and, in her free time, is writing her next book.

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