16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

From a fake stainless steel kitchen to a bike handlebar toilet flush, these are the wildest DIY fixes agents have found at listings.
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The listing description promised “stainless steel appliances.” The photo on the right shows what the buyer would have actually gotten.

That post, spotted at a “flip” and shared in an Arizona real estate Facebook group, racked up more than 6,500 likes racked up more than 6,500 likes on The Broke Agent’s Instagram.

It also kicked off our search through the archives for homes where someone clearly decided to fix it themselves.

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Here are the rest.

When the Seller “Takes Care” of the Repairs

Sellers promise to handle the repair list all the time. This one handled a peeling wallpaper border with what looks a lot like bandages. One commenter called it a “Just minor boo boo.”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @realtorrenata

This post put it simply: “Friendly reminder not to DIY your floors.” The new flooring stops well short of the door trim. As one commenter put it, “Lol didn’t even try.”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @cececuts

The caption on this one imagines the contractor’s side of the conversation: “Contractor: What’s the problem?” Look at the gap above the door.

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @whatthecrazyhouse

Make It Fit

Why move the ceiling fan when you can cut a notch in the post so the blades clear it? The caption: “Innovative.” One commenter offered some reassurance: “Don’t worry! It’s not a load-bearing post!”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @scoobyfruitsnacks and @anakrovicc

Same idea, different room. The shutters over this kitchen sink got a notch cut out so they close around the faucet. Bad Real Estate Pics called it “Innovation that excites 🫠.” Our favorite comment: “Live. Laugh. Louver.”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @brendan_tighe_

And this door was cut to fit around a decorative corner bracket instead of the other way around. 

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @teammcmillenrealestate

The Bathroom Is Where It Gets Creative

Why buy a flush handle when you have a spare bike? This setup uses a handlebar, brake lever and all, mounted above the toilet. The caption: “Genius set up. Baby wipes are 🔑”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @aaronmaleh

No shower curtain? No problem. Someone hung vertical blinds in front of the tub instead. Bad Real Estate Pics asked, “Genius or insane?” At least one commenter voted genius: “It’s actually brilliant.”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @yourrealestatebroker

The caption here says it all: “Carpet in the shower. Genius.” One commenter had a simpler review: “I can smell this picture.”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @ryanelijahboyd

Somebody needed a spot for the toilet paper, and the vanity cabinet was right there.

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Then there’s the seller who answered the question every agent asks. The caption: “Any work or upgrades done to the house? Seller: Yes, we added a fourth bathroom” In the video, the closet doors open to reveal a urinal. As one commenter summed it up, “In the closet. With carpet.” Via @grussoskinner

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Or skip the bathroom entirely and build the tub and shower straight into the bedroom wall, right next to the closet. The caption: “Genius.”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @buildforza via @pleasehatethesethings

This listing advertised a “Large center island.” We’ll let you be the judge.

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @karlyneacrett

A second-floor door with nothing outside it. The caption: “Smart.” One commenter named the feature: “Balcony without the balcony.”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @holzatron

And finally, the “Very cool homemade half wall.” Check the second photo. One commenter spotted exactly what it was made from: “Not the toilet bowl box 😂😂😂”

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

16 DIY Fixes That Should Have Been a Call to a Contractor

Via @badrealestatepics, submitted by @brian_ryberg_realtor

Call a Pro

Agents see it all, and DIY projects like these are a big reason inspection day can get interesting. Some of these fixes are clever. Most of them are a reminder that sometimes the best move is to call a contractor.

Seen a DIY fix that tops these? Share it with us on Instagram at @badrealestatepics.

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About the Author

Brad Butterfield earned a bachelor’s degree in journalism from Cal Poly Humboldt in 2024, where he served as news and science editor for The Lumberjack. Before joining BAM, he worked as a reporter in northern New Mexico. An avid traveler, he’s visited nearly 50 countries and hopes to travel to (at least) 50 more.

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