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Degenerate From Your High School Posted That He Just Got Licensed and He’s Here For All Your Real Estate Needs

Sal Moretti, class of 2008 from Foothill Academy, just announced on Instagram that he is now a licensed real estate agent.

May 22, 2022
The Broke Agent

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Sal Moretti, class of 2008 from Foothill Academy, just announced on Instagram that he is now a licensed real estate agent. “I’m slangin’ houses y’all! If ur looking to buy, sell, or invest in real estate hitcha boy up” his caption read. For those who may not know Sal, he famously took four Ambien before Pre-Calc and punched Mr. Harrison in the face. He also may or may not have always had a knife on him.

We reached out to one of his former classmates, Jared Nessel, who worked at Einstein Bagels with Sal in the summer of 2006 for comment:

“He peddled his grandma’s muscle relaxers back in high school, so he might have some sales chops. But I probably wouldn’t even let him in my house.”

As of right now, it is unclear what brokerage Sal is with since his online presence is limited to a few posts on Instagram and an article in the Marana Times about his SAT cheating scandal. As we learn more we will continue updating the story. In the meantime, we would like to welcome Sal to the real estate community.

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